I'm No Cactus Expert - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_peewee The Drunken Clam

The Drunken Clam

Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

A red tomato illustration with green leaves sits centered between yellow serif numerals "19" and "85

Surviving a parachute-free skydive is just a Tuesday for a henchman whose dental work could chew through steel cables

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I'm No Cactus Expert - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_peewee The Drunken ClamClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker