I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

Demanding more jingle bell with the same unhinged intensity as the cowbell sketch is proof that some prescriptions just get worse in December

Tan text near the bottom of the deck reads "SINCE 1955

A golden-yellow line illustration of a mid-century modern building flanked by two palm trees depicts angular rooflines and geometric windows

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched distressed white text readsSurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within