Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings

Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings with forensic authority is peak Canadian commitment to zero-stakes investigation

White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL CORAL ESSEX" in the center

Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE

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