Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt beeville rendered in off-white with greenish

rendered in off-white with greenish shading

Large distressed white script text reads "Sorry

" White hand-lettered text at the bottom reads "1895 CAMINO DEL RIO" above "SAN DIEGO

Come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz

Ghosts throwing their hands up in frustration is the most honest haunting possible

Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt beeville rendered in off-white with greenishTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads