Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drones representing a small southwest Missouri

representing a small southwest Missouri town with outsized ambition

the Assman's in town

and blood dripping from bared teeth

Gold script lettering reads "Vince and Paul's" above a ribbon banner with "Steak House" in slanted capitals

Some teams played for glory

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drones representing a small southwest MissouriTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text